Had to Change

I scared the fed ex driver as I came round the corner, his heart skipped a beat, but he did not shit in his pants. I laughed. I went back to finish feeding the animals, and felt it coming on, but I wanted to finish feeding them first. No matter how you hold your butt, something’s just don’t stop. Was it funny? NO, but I laugh anyway. I had to change my pants. Hope you got a laugh. There is no point in feeling shamed; everyone has done it numerous times in their life, even grown adults.  Just glad I was still at home.

About billiescauldron

I am in transition. I see myself as a Spiritual Writer and as such my blog will slowly change with me still holding tight to being in the garden as a child loving my teacher.
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